Tuesday, April 26, 2022

I saw Julian Assange

I SAW JULIAN ASSANGE (E A D G B E)

I saw Julian Assange driving a Volkswagen Caddy. On the side panel it said: Handyman 4 U.

 

I saw Julian Assange. He was travelling northbound and took the first exit at the roundabout on Beaumont Street onto Dumaresq.


I saw Julian Assange three days later. In the queue at Coles, I was sure he was next to me. Last I heard he was in the Ecuadorian Embassy. But that’s so 2019.

 

And now I need a haircut.

Because I’m afraid he knows my secrets.

And he’s going to disclose them to the government.

I don’t even know what they would do with them.

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